Страх [Strakh] [English translation]

One night I was watching a film on VHS with you,

Film was very eerie, it was called "The Howl",

You told me: "Yuri, please walk me home;

Now I am very afraid of going home alone!"

I won't seem to you,

That I am also afraid of it all,

Showing off, I am fearless,

But my anus is shrinking from fear!

We went out onto the porch, the moon was shining on the village,

And now I felt a little fear,

I took you to the other side of the village,

With the rear of my pant leg hanging out and leaking.

It won't seem to you,

That I am also afraid of it all,

I pretend to be fearless,

But my anus is shrinking from fear!

You flew into your house like a bullet. I ran back,

My crapped ass could be seen in the pitch-dark,

Nonetheless I came back home without Satan's tricks,

But I will have to wash my pants.

Despite the fact that I crapped my pants,

I didn't seem scared to you,

I am fearless in your eyes,

The fact that I was crapped will be a secret!

• Artist:Sektor Gaza