Sweet Transvestite [German translation]

How do you do? I see you've met

My faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down

Because when you knocked

He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out

By the way I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man

By the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

Sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

Let me show you around

Maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual

That's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

I'm glad we caught you at home

Could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry

Right

We'll just say where we are

Then go back to the car

We don't want to be any worry

Well, you got caught with a flat?

Well, how about that?

Well, babies, don't you panic

By the light of the night

It'll all seem all right

I'll get you a Satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

Sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

Why don't you stay for the night?

Or maybe a bite?

I could show you my favorite obsession

I've been making a man

With blonde hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

(×5):

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

• Artist:Mina
• Album:Italiana (1982)