Ten Cents A Coup lyrics

It was a used car dealers' election

And the choice was rather small

The boys agreed, "it's the war we need

So there's no president at all."

Here's to Nixon and Agnew

They are the stars of the stage and screen

Not since Laurel and Hardy

Have I laughed so hard I screamed

I thought that Johnson was the devil

I thought we couldn't do no worse

Now the White House stands in Disneyland

This country must be under a curse

Here's to Nixon and Agnew

They are the stars of the stage and screen

Not since Laurel and Hardy

Have I laughed so hard I screamed

I dreamed that Nixon died of a suntan

There was only Spiro left

At his swearing in, he fell on his chin

He assasinated himself

Here's to Nixon and Agnew

They are the stars of the stage and screen

Not since Laurel and Hardy

Have I laughed so hard I screamed

• Artist:Phil Ochs
• Album:Greatest Hits (1970)