The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage lyrics

This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage

Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage

And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies

Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams

And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno

He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage

He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms

"Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway"

So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble

And Rage Kage live deep in the broiling valley below

Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage

He looked at the ground

And he looked on the stage

The lava was throwing

And broiling inside the old Kage

As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him

He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door

He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions

He'd screened KG's calls and snorked coke of the ass of a whore

No one respected him

They just rejected him

No one would represent Kage

Left on the streets of his dreams

He'd would cry, and he'd rage for the stage

Ahahaaa

Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble

They send Kage away cause he had gone completely insane

So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through

The rain

To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain

Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!"

You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade

He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!"

Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same!

Aaaah!

RAGE KAGE!

OH RAGE KAGE!

There'd be magic inside that old name

And you know that you know

When you're going completely insane

Oh the Rage Kage!

Oh the Rage Kage!

All the line we rolled once again

And you know

Yes you know

When you're going completely insane

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,

Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.

• Artist:Tenacious D
• Album:Rize of the Fenix