The Big House

Nadya:

This is Russia’s premier state-funded hotel

We’re very proud of our eclectic clientele

Excellence in service since 1932

Don’t believe what you read in the online reviews

It’s the Big House, the perfect getaway

Welcome into the Big House, you’ll never get away

It’s no Hilton or no Hyatt, but you will have a riot

So please enjoy your stay

Here’s the dining room, the menu is minimal

What the cook does to the food is criminal

Pull up a seat, frog, grab yourself a stool

May I recommend you try our famous gruel

In the Big House you’ll never be alone

Life ain’t bad in the Big House, no, froggy, no

Check out after ten or eleven years

Make yourself at home

Accommodation here is far superior

Than anything else you will find in Siberia

Let me know if there’s anything you need

Everything’s free, money back guaranteed

Josh Groban:

In the Big House you will not survive

When you arrive in the Big House, run for your life

Nadya:

It’s the Big House, the perfect getaway

Welcome into the Big House, you’ll never get away

For your security, I’ll keep the only key

Now please enjoy your stay

• Artist:Muppets Most Wanted (OST)
• Album:Muppets Most Wanted (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)