The Flim Flam Bros Song [Russian translation]

[Flim]:

Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it’s the same in every town

Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found

Maybe they’re not aware that there’s really no need for this teary despair

[Flam]:

That the key that they need to solve the sad cider shortage you and I will share

[Flim & Flam]:

Well you’ve got opportunity In this very community

[Flam]:

He’s Flim

[Flim]:

He’s Flam

[Flim & Flam]:

We’re the world famous Flim Flam brothers

Traveling salesponies nonpareil

[Pinkie Pie]:

Non-pa what?

[Flim]:

Nonpareil, and that’s exactly the reason why, you see

No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be

And that’s a new world, with tons of cider

Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking

[Flam]:

More cider than you can drink in all your days of thinking

[Rainbow Dash]:

I doubt that.

[Flim & Flam]:

So take this opportunity

[Flim, Flam & Crowd]:

In this very community

[Flam]:

He’s Flim

[Flim]:

He’s Flam

[Flim & Flam]:

We’re the world famous Flim Flam brothers

Traveling salesponies nonpareil

[Flim]:

I suppose by now you’re wondering ’bout our peculiar mode of transport

[Flam]:

I say, our mode of locomotion

[Flim]:

And I suppose by now you’re wondering, where is this promised cider?

[Flam]:

Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same

[Flim]:

But my brother and I have something most unique and superb

Unseen at any time in this great new world

[Flim & Flam]:

And that’s opportunity

[Flim]:

Folks, the one and only, the biggest and the best

[Flam]:

The unbelievable

[Flim]:

Unimpeachable

[Flam]:

Indispensable

[Flim]:

I can’t believe-able

[Flim & Flam]:

Flim Flam brothers’ Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

[Flam]:

What d’you say, sister?

[Crowd]:

Oh, we got opportunity

In this very community

Please Flim, please Flam, help us out of this jam

With the Flim Flam brothers’ Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000!

[Flim]:

Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spell-bindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here?

[Applejack]:

Uh, sure, I guess.

[Crowd]:

Opportunity, in our community

[Flam]:

Ready Flim?

[Flim]:

Ready Flam

[Flim & Flam]:

Let’s bing-bang zam!

[Flam]:

And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider!

[Crowd]:

Cider, cider, cider, cider… [continues until Granny Smith interrupts]

[Flim]:

Watch closely my friends!

[Flam]:

The fun begins!

[Flim]:

Now, here’s where the magic happens, right here in this heaving roiling cider press boiling guts of the very machine, those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A top-notch five-star blow-your-horses-off one-of-a-kind cider!

[Flam]:

Feel free to take a sneak peek!

[Granny Smith]:

Now wait, you fellers, hold it!

You went and over-sold it!

I guarantee that what you have there won’t compare

For the very most important ingredient

Can’t be added or done expedient

And it’s quality, friends,

Apple Acre’s quality and care!

[Flim]:

Well Granny,

I’m glad you brought that up, my dear,

I say I’m glad you brought that up

You see that we are very picky when it comes to cider if you’ll kindly try a cup

[Flam]:

Yes, sir, yes ma’am this great machine, it’s just the very best

So whaddaya say then,

Apples Care to step into the modern world

And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test?

[Crowd]:

Cider, cider, cider, cider… [continues until Flim and Flam begin singing]

[Flim]:

What do you think, folks? Do you see what the Apples can’t? I see it clear as day! I knowshe does! So does he! C’mon Ponyville, you know what I’m talking about!

[Flim & Flam]:

We’re saying you’ve got

[Flim, Flam & Crowd]:

Opportunity In this very community

[Flam]:

He’s Flim

[Flim]:

He’s Flam

[Flim & Flam]:

We’re the world famous Flim Flam brothers

Traveling salesponies nonpareil

Yeah!

• Artist:My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (OST)
• Album:MLP