The Sims Vs Animal Crossing lyrics

[Round 1: The Sims]

What are these?! Hugging trees! Trying to rustle our leaves!

No need to speak, we'll use Simlish to ??? you upstream!

Let me query these queers, arrange your face towards how we feel to ya'!

Corrupt you like your towns with an ordinance for zoophillia!

I would do this later, procrastinating to beat 'em,

But I could be a better mayor just sleeping in your museum,

We can onomatopoeia 'em! Switz zorg! Ooh! Dabee!

Make their red noses bleed! Turning over a New Leaf!

[Round 1: Animal Crossing]

Welcome to our Wild World, Sims, here we go!

No need to pocket your pool ladder to drown you with our flow!

Town Tuning out your shitty simulated commitees,

If you can't dig it, we've got treaties that'll keep you in your City!

We've got similar roots, but we can rip raw weeds!

Watch us trip you up with disses like a Pitfall Seed!

Smash-ing SimCity spinoffs 'til they're blue and noir,

Now I suggest you take a seat before we move it to the door!

[Round 2: The Sims]

What're you talking about?!

Our mods are iconic! Ironic your failure is hand-held,

Looking in Nooks and Crannies just trying to ring a Bell!

Let's take it to the streets, we'll see who's talking!

You're more less of a threat then an actual animal crossing!

[Round 2: Animal Crossing]

We're axe assassins knap-sacking the win!

If you wanna be like us, then I'll make you MySim!

It's PC verse 3D, you're stuck in '04!

And Sims 4 was a bore! Even slower than Spore!

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