The World According To Chris lyrics

Guess what? Ever since the world began

Same plot, everyone’s been dumping

On their fellow man

Pounding people they feel better than

I hope you’re taking notes ‘cause…

You feel everyone deserves a shot

Get real, some of us have got it, girl

And some got squat

That’s the truth, oh honey, like it or not

I hate to break it to you

My daddy taught me you get nowhere being nice

So now I’m sharing his advice:

The world according to Chris is

Better to strike than get struck

Better to screw than get screwed

You’d probably think it’s bizarre

And that’s the way things are

But that doesn't mean it has to be that way!

What does it cost to be kind?

Ew, what have you done with my best friend?

My daddy taught me who’s on top and who’s below

And now it’s time I let you know

The world according to Chris is

Better to punch than get punched

Better to burn than get burned

Learn that and you’re gonna go far

‘Cause that’s the way things are

Let’s party, people!

The world according to Chris…

• Artist:Riverdale (OST)
• Album:Riverdale: Special Episode - Carrie the Musical (Original Television Soundtrack)