This Is The Life lyrics

I eat filet mignon seven times a day

My bathtub's filled with Perrier

What can I say?

This is the life

I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood,

I hire somebody to chew my food

I'm an upwardly mobile dude

This is the life

They say that money corrupts you

but I can't really tell

I got the whole world at my feet

and I think it's pretty swell

I've got women lined up outside my door

They've been waiting there since the week before

Who could ask for more?

This is the life

You're dead for a real long time

You just can't prevent it,

so if money can't buy happiness

I guess I'll have to rent it

Yeah, every day I make the frontpage news

No time to pay my dues

I got a million pairs of shoes

This is the life

I've got a solid gold Cadillac

I make a fortune when I sleep

You can tell I'm a living legend,

not some ordinary creep

No way, I'm the boss, the big cheese

I've got this town on its knobby little knees

I can do just what I please

This is the life

That's right, I'm the king, number one

I buy monographed Kleenex by the ton

I pay the bills, I call the shots

I grease the palms, I buy the yachts

One thing I can guarantee:

The best things in life, they sure ain't free

It's such a thrill just to be me

This is the life

This is the life

• Artist:Weird Al Yankovic