Tortazos [English translation]

Your heart was won with money

and you went running to the downtown

You had something inside

that made you mess things up

The slippers went to hell

and you made it all obvious

The desire for drawing attention

was your favorite hobby

And now, you even have a spouse

The things we must bear

Girl, I find funny

your new civil state.

That guy is so stupid

for believing in your aristocracy:

You are the "Ñata" Pancracia,

known as "wrinkled nose"

an empanada seller,

in Pompeya neighborhood.

And your mom? Well,

Let's respect the dead one!

And now you have a car,

a squirrel fur coat,

and also an imbecile

who chatters in french...

How are you, three times how are you,1

Mrs Ramos Lavalle!

When you show your waist

going arm in arm with that guy

I don't slap the hell out of you

for not hitting you on the street!

Mrs! We got to see

your mistress whims!

If you remember Ramona

pay her rent...

Don't play the upstart

wasting the money,

Lower your pride

with your rich look

They know you more

than the tango La Cumparsita!

1. A very tacky way of saluting someone

• Artist:Edmundo Rivero