Trevligt att se dig [English translation]

Really incredibly nice to see you here

Otherwise it tends to take forever

to get back from stuff like that

But you actually seem more lively

and healthy than ever

Let me help you with the crutches

Take your coat off and limp inside

Welcome, by principle

and according to customs among common people

We have the locker full of plasters, pills too,

we have blankets, and an interpreter

Then we pay for a flight back to

the place from where you came

Because it is not fully as hellish there

as you whine about

Yes really incredibly nice that you are stopping by

Even if it, judging by the quotas,

will be a very short visit

But sit down for a while and help yourself

Here it is always a feast

Open doors to everyone independent of faith and politics and race

Welcome, by principle

and according to customs among common people

We have the locker full of plasters, pills too,

we have blankets, and an interpreter

Then we pay for a flight back to

the place from where you came

Because it is not fully as hellish there

as you whine about

• Artist:Allan Edwall