Troll Doll Jingles lyrics

[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent]

Hello, my name is Jimmy Fallon

And welcome back to the audition for Troll Productions Inc.

Remember we are looking for a jingle, for our new line of troll dolls,

A jingle, alright thank you for coming to the audition, but first up U2

[Jimmy Fallon as U2]

Uh!

Uh!

Troll Doll out on the street

Got no job got no money

Got no shoes on their feet

Troll Doll

Troll Doll

Aight!

Uh!

[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent]

Thank you, next up, the audition we have, the 4 Non Blondes

[Jimmy Fallon as 4 Non Blondes]

25 years I'll be 30 years old

I'm 5 and I'm sitting here playing with this troll

This troll That I got for Christmas

And so I'm playing with his shirt and I'm playing with his hair

I'm gonna play with my friend, so I'll put you right there

And I'll be back, I'll be back in a minute

But when I come back around my troll's not there

And I remember his shirt and his long pink hair

And I scream at the top of my lungs "My Troll is Gone"

And I say hey ay ay ay Hey ay ay

I say hey, My Troll is gone..

[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent]

Thank you, that's all now...next up for the audition are, R.E.M

[Jimmy Fallon as R.E.M.]

That's it in the window

That Troll is a Blue Light special

Here at K-Mart can't wait to get it...

Oh no it costs too much

I don't have enough

[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent]

Thank you, next up, uh, next up is the, the Counting Crows

[Jimmy Fallon as Counting Crows]

Sha la la la la la ya

Woah ho Yeah

Got this this doll he's a friend of mine

He's always there when I need him, Mr.Troll

We go out for a walk some times

And we take a walk

We take a walk, Yeah

Mr. Troll and me,

Cruisin' around the streets of Boston

And we get lost sometimes

But we don't know how it's a sold out show..

And we're

Sha la la la la la la la la la

Mr. Troll and me,

Gonna be a Big Star

[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent]

Next up, uh, next up, uh, Coldplay

[Jimmy Fallon as Coldplay]

I bought a Troll

I bought a Troll for you

The one you wanted was blue

But they only had Yellow

You guys! 1, 2, 3, 4....!

[Audience]

I bought a Troll

I bought a Troll for you

The one you wanted was blue

But they only had Yellow

[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent]

Next up, uh, haha, oh great, next up, uh, next up for the audition, Alanis

Morisette

[Jimmy Fallon as Alanis Morisette]

I wanted a Troll Doll

but I didn't have money to pay for it.

So we decided to steal it,

A five-finger discount

And run for it.

But you, you got away

And I was indicted

Because of a Troll Doll

[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent]

Next up, um, next up the, the Dave Matthews Band

[Jimmy Fallon as Dave Matthews Band]

I say I went to a toy store

Got a Troll for my kid

I fell asleep and they locked me in

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Now I'm stuck inside

Because here I have been shopping for a long long time

Tridding Trodden Trolls for a long long time

Open up this toy store and let me out

Little Baby!

[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent]

Thank you very much, I appreciate it, goodnight everybody!!

• Artist:Jimmy Fallon
• Album:"The Bathroom Wall" (2002)