Uffà! Uffà! [English translation]

What a drag! What a hassle! It's a royal pain!

I don't like this war, I don't want it!

I don't care about oil, I might be a coward, a weirdo,

but this time, to the Crusades

I don't want, I don't want, I don't want to go!

What a drag! What a hassle! Go on, throw your darts,

Say whatever you want, on tv, on the newspapers!

Sai I am a diserter, a traitor, say I am shameless!

but this time, to the Crusades

I don't want, I don't want, I don't want to go!

What a drag! What a hassle! Let them have a ball,

Let them go paddling in sand and oil!

They do the prices to high, they do whatever they want

but this time, to the Crusades

I don't want, I don't want, I don't want to go!

What a drag! What a hassle! Those guys were already weird,

maybe it's hereditary, maybe it's in their nature,

but with the mirages of wonderland you made them

even meanier, so now you all go on foot

and don't, and don't, and don't blackmail me!

Why don't you try and use the energy of the sun?

Or take the energy from the sea,

from wherever the fuck you want, I call me out

of this thing, this time, to the Crusades

I don't want, I don't want, I don't want to go!

What a drag! What a hassle! I'd rather we all stay in the dark,

all in the cold and with no gas in the engine!

Yes, I don't deny it, it won't be pretty, no kidding, this is serious

but go by yourself to the holy land

to expel, to expel, to expel the Moors!

What a drag! What a hassle! And what a ripoff!

Sooner or later they'll drag me into this, but at least let me spit

on those who are in charge of the preparation

of this damn

of this damn

of this goddamn third world war!

• Artist:Edoardo Bennato