Uptown Funk Parody lyrics

Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da

Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da

Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da

Do, do, ru, do da

(Aaaaah-ah!)

This song is lazy

It just rips off the 80s

Back when all Funk music

Was made by huge cocaine addicts

Every

Nostril

Had some white nose candy in it

And everyone got up to use the bathroom every ten minutes

I'm too high (Just snort)

That guy looks like Michael Jackson

I'm 5'5' (That's short)

That's not a man, that's a lesbian

Who's that guy? (Some dork)

I wrote this song! I'm Mark Ronson!

This looks like (New York)

But it's just a cheap run-down movie set

Girls walking by ignore us (Ew!)

Walk by and just ignore us (Ew!)

This song has no real chorus (True!)

It's just me and these four guys clappin'

Looking into the camera clappin'

Something cool is about to happen

We're gonna dance while the cameraman

Spins the camera around

Spin it!

(Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!)

(Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!)

Mark don't try to get down!

(Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!)

(Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!)

White boy dance like a clown

Why? Because I'm not brown?

Hey don't have a meltdown!

Please let me hang around!

Okay fine just

Stop!

Come walk with me

Just don't dance Ronson, you're too shitty

Bruno please, sign this check

To buy a car that's a wreck

Which we'll dance 'round in the street

Without gettin' in it

Can I please dance with you guys now?

No Mark Ronson, you keep sittin'

I'm too hot (You're wet)

(Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!)

The sweat's turning my pink jacket red

(Do, do, ru, do, do, ru rah!)

Could you stop (Dancin')

I'm trying to shine your shoes, you coke head!

(Do, do, ru, do, do, ru rah!)

Now we've got (Up top)

Old lady hair rollers on our heads

(Do, do, ru, do, do, ru rah!)

We look like grandmas

And my damn nose is bloody from the blow

I was on a computer (Ooh!)

And I read a strange rumor (Ooh!)

You're Michael Jackson Jr.! (Ooh!)

So is it true was he your father?

That would be an amazing honor

That can't be they're different colors!

Back from the dead to clear up this shit

But first grab your own dick and dance!

(Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!)

(Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!)

One more time grab your dick

(Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!)

(Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!)

Time for rumors is done

Yes, I have one more son

And the world will be stunned

To learn you are the one.

I'm your father!

--VIDEO--

Oh my god! I knew it!

I'm Michael Jackson's son!

The rumors were true!

No, not you! Him, Mark Ronson!

Yes! That means I'm black...

I can dance -- heh!

In your face, guys!

• Artist:Bart Baker
• Album:Uptown Funk Parody - Single