Värsta Schlagern [English translation]

It starts out good, almost interesting

Yeah but maybe a bit too familiar

We're building up to a bridge my friend

But it won't come just yet

'Cause we still have half a verse to do

A repetition that usually happens

We're building up to the bridge again

And here it finally comes

The tense is rising to hear the point of the song

A really big sparkling refrain

And there's love and there are winds

There's eyes and they're sparkling

And a lot of other old boring cliches

That says a lot but nothing at all

And there are stars and they are burning

There's the world and it disappear

And the title should fit perfect like a gut punch

It's the sickest of schlagers

Now it'll get hard to come up with

Something new to say, but so what

This is only a transport

That people soon will forget

Because all that matters to get full score

Is a real big sparkling refrain

And there's love and there are winds

There's eyes and they're sparkling

And a lot of other old boring cliches

That says a lot but nothing at all

And there are stars and they are burning

There's the world and it disappear

And the title should fit perfect like a gut punch

It's the sickest of schlagers

If you don't want to mess up your chances to win

Then just mimic something by ABBA

And see how that risk disappears

So everyone hold onto your hat now

Here comes the pitch shift at last

And there's love and there are winds

There's eyes and they're sparkling

And a lot of other old boring cliches

That says a lot but nothing at all

And there are stars and they are burning

There's the world and it disappear

And the title should fit perfect like a gut punch

It's the sickest of schla-a-a-a-gers

• Artist:Markoolio