Вор, Граф и Графиня [Vor, graf i grafinya] [English translation]

In the night thieves broke into a museum,

And one of them told the other:

"You, brother, take everything you want, but do it quicker,

And I'll run to the throne room, in the twinkle".

And the thief was left alone

Amid the ancient sculptures and paintings.

And he sees

That Сountess is in the picture with a valorous husband

All in outfits, in blue dress...

Thief took his knife on reflection

Separated her from the husband,

And said to the Сount with a smile

"I've fell in love with your wife... Don't be angry".

And the thief was left alone

Amid the ancient sculptures and paintings.

And he sees

That Сountess is in the picture with a valorous husband

All in outfits, in blue dress...

As soon as the thieves left the museum

The angry Сount went down from the picture,

And in the dark park, he overtook friends,

Pressed the offender against the tree:

"Well, you've been caught, robber, I'll teach you,

You, damned, wanted to tear me and my wife apart,

And as a punishment, I'll carry you off with me,

You will be hanged under my foot!''

A Сountess is in the picture,

Hugs her husband,

And a noble Сount fixed his gaze into the distance,

And an unfortunate thief is crying under his foot.

• Artist:Korol' i Shut
• Album:(2000) Герои и Злодеи