We Have Candy lyrics

Who is it?

Some guy

Well open the fucking door

Come to the dark side, we have candy

Yes but do you have coffee?

Sure we have coffee, how do you take it?

Black, like my soul

He likes his coffee black like his soul

He drinks it scorching hot like a fucking psycho

He like coffee a lot

And he like his coffee now

Fifty cups of coffee and you know it's on

Bang, mother - fucker! Bang!

Yaa, it's a fucking mohawk

Dumb fucks cant even hear the boss land

Stitch you in the mother fuckin poes make you blackout

Celebrity fuck boys rappa can't hang

Yaa, but they fucking in your wallet

Step the fuck back you whack motherfucker

Like Kanye Kardashian, yo

I like rats and coffee and weed and sing whatever the fuck I want to the beat

And I like Yachts and money and speed and drivin' like a poes down the motherfuckin' street and all I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom

Bass pump in the trunk boom boom boom

Pitch-black windows

You wanna see me but you can't

Sippin' on champange

Puffin' on a blunt

So, how do you feel now that you have your new dark powers?

Aah, feel pretty good, not eh, not scared at all, that just feel kind of, I feel kind of invincible

I non-stop motherfucker

I'm too ill to chill

Too dope to cope

Too lit to quit

You fuck with peanut butter and jelly

She talks shit

My foot kicks your ass

My fists split your lip

My mommy she shut me up with duct tape

Now I get paid for talking all day

Fer everbody in the way

Fuck could way

Aw fucks sakes, who ate my last cupcake?

I love coffee but not a fuck, when I drink Starbucks, cause Starbucks sucks

Yaa, dat shit dueces cock and cunny

Oh they'll be making so much motherfucking money

It's making my brain go funny

Fok it, I can't think, I need more coffee

Tity fucker, lets go full retard

No more mother fucking milk or sugar because

He likes his coffee black like his soul

He drinks it scorching hot like a fucking psycho

He like coffee a lot

And he like his coffee now

Fifty cups of coffee and you know it's on

But sometimes I get sad and I cut myself...

A piece of cake

Yeah

Yo cuz, I get the mother fuckin' munchies

Oh mother fucker I need some one to eat

Flesh so yummy, bones so nice and crunchy

Hehehe I dare you to fuck with me

Aah, aren't you just such a cute little lollipop?

Triple dipped in psycho

• Artist:Die Antwoord
• Album:Mount Ninji and da Nice Time Kid