Wenn ich ein Junge wär [English translation]

I got the hands in my pants

I buy the Playboy, drink beer

And when we compare sizes

It's no laughing matter for the others

Because I've got the biggest one

I would only watch D-Max

And swallow Jacky-Cola

I would kiss myself

And just for fun piss freehanded

If I was a boy (yes, yes)

If I was a boy

If I was a boy (handsome boy, handsome boy)

If I was a boy

I'd not have missed anything

Because it's much better (to be a girl)

Because I like it more to be a girl

I would scuffle with my buddies

And do a drinking competition with Swedish girls

I would show my bare *ss

And only make stupid jokes

And instead of work I'd donate my semen

I would do combat sports

And act like a macho

Would amputate my reason, let myself be tattooed

And masturbate three times a day

If I was a boy (yes, yes)

If I was a boy

If I was a boy (handsome boy, handsome boy)

If I was a boy

I'd not have missed anything

Because it's much better (to be a girl)

Because I like it more to be a girl

I have enough

I have enough of happiness from men

I want, want, want my things back now

I do not only want my pink shock-clothes

Give me the great breasts back right away

• Artist:Fräulein Wunder
• Album:Fräulein Wunder