Wenn ich ein Junge wär [English translation]
Wenn ich ein Junge wär [English translation]
I have my hand in my pants
I buy myself Playboys, guzzle beer
And when we compare sizes
It's no bed of roses for the others
Because I've got the biggest here!
I'd only watch D-Max1
And drink whiskey & cokes
I'd kiss myself
And just for fun piss with no hands
If I were a boy (yeah yeah)
If I were a boy
If I were a boy (nice boy, nice boy)
If I were a boy
I'd have missed nothing
Because it's much better
Because I find it much cooler, that I'm a girl
I'd tussle with my buddies
And have a drinking contest with Swedish models
I'd show my naked butt
And only crack stupid jokes
And instead of working, donate semen
I'd do martial arts
Macho have a blast
Amputate my sanity, get a tattoo
And masturbate three times a day
If I were a boy (yeah yeah)
If I were a boy
If I were a boy (nice boy, nice boy)
If I were a boy
I'd have missed nothing
Because it's much better
Because I find it much cooler, that I'm a girl
I've had enough
I've had enough porn
I want, want now, want my stuff back
I don't mean just my pink shock clothes
Give me my amazing breasts back right away
If I were a boy (yeah yeah)
If I were a boy
If I were a boy (nice boy, nice boy)
If I were a boy
I'd have missed nothing
Because it's much better
Because I find it much cooler, that I'm a girl
If I were a boy (yeah yeah)
If I were a boy
If I were a boy (nice boy, nice boy)
If I were a boy
I'd have missed nothing
Because it's much better
Because I find it much cooler, that I'm a girl
1. Men's TV channel
- Artist:Fräulein Wunder
- Album:Fräulein Wunder