What the Fuck?

Hey you there, with that face in the mirror

What the hell are you looking at?

No, really, who are you there to judge me?

You're exactly like me, but flat

I'm the one who has to live this life

Grab the happiness that comes my way

So I'm gonna say

What the fuck?

Stay the night

There's a chance that it will all be all right

It's possible I'm pushing this a little too far

But it's not like things can get a whole lot worse than they are

I'm not running on a streak of good luck

So what the fuck?

Another day of saving the planet

One more night of nothing but tears

And Stephen plays dumb, surprised that I want him

Like we haven't been flirting for years

And I know that I was out of bounds

It was me, somehow, on the attack

But then he kissed me back

What the fuck?

What's the deal?

Can I ever just feel what I feel?

I'm accomplished and I'm funny,

I've got wisdom and wit

And a taste for certain men who will treat me like shit

So romance has again run amok

Oh - what the fuck?

What the fuck?

What'd I do?

How'd I end up lying naked with you?

I was stone cold stupid sober, so I can't blame the drink

I was needy, I was greedy, and I just didn't think

That's a lie - I thought about it a lot

I had lots of warning thoughts I forgot

Just another bad decision, I guess

Just another pile of crap in the mess

But I've managed to involve my best friend

Will my trail of sad mistakes ever end?

'Cause I'm starting to suspect that I'm stuck

Like a schmuck

And I suck

What the fuck?

• Artist:If/Then (Musical)
• Album:If/Then: A New Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)