Why does it hurt when I pee lyrics

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Why does it hurt when I pee?

I don't want no doctor

To stick no needle in me

Why does it hurt when I pee?

I got it from the toilet seat

I got it from the toilet seat

It jumped right up

And grabbed my meat

Got it from the toilet seat

My balls feel like a pair of maracas

My balls feel like a pair of maracas

Oh God, I probably got the

Gono-co-co-coccus!

My balls feel like a pair of maracas

Ay ay ay!

Why does it, why does it

Why does it, why does it hurt when I pee?

• Artist:Frank Zappa
• Album:Joe's Garage