Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder lyrics

[Wonder Woman]

Wonder Woman fly, I'm about to tell you why

Princess Diana, but this lady don't die

My rhymes are signed, sealed and delivered on time

You a bald has-been, I'm in my amazon prime!

I'll tell you what I say, you bit your style from Ray

The grin and the shades

And the King Cobra head sway

Gods made me out of clay, then they broke the mold

I'm like Geena Davis in a justice league of my own!

I just called to say

That you need to ditch the hair beads

Lookin' like the Predator after some chemotherapy

But don't be scared, I let bats down easy

So you don't gotta worry 'bout a thing, Little Stevie!

[Stevie Wonder]

I feel like this is the beginning

But you have sucked for a few thousand years

I'm a man who comes from a higher ground

And I say DC is a whole step down

I've been spitting out hits since both Fingertips

So use the tip of your fingers and read my lips!

How you gonna talk about a bat being blind?

You need to echo-relocate to the fourth of July

Because you're Ms. Independent, or at least you try

But your first story is you running off with a guy

Now let me tell the truth, 'cause I know you got the lasso

You got that wack flow, Suffering Sappho!

I'm the ceremony master blaster with the bars

And I got more Grammys than your panties got stars!

[Wonder Woman]

Well, I'm a woman who wonders what you're thinking

Some of your records make me wish you started drinking

Even if I stick to the best selections

Your YouTube videos raise some vision questions.

[Stevie Wonder]

Your ignorant questions could never cause as much pain

As never knowing how stupid you look in your airplane

You're a misguided C-minus-on-the-Bechdel test joke

And my worst song is better than your best TV show!

[Wonder Woman]

Look, I don't wanna judge a Talking Book by its cover

But of the vegan buffet, you're a Full-Time Lover

And a part-time father, from what I've discovered

Nine different kids with five different mothers!

[Stevie Wonder]

You couldn't walk in my shoes

So stick to your re-boots

With plots so thin even I can see through

It's not a superstition, I believe you got dissed

Not even your tiara's coming back from this!

• Artist:Epic Rap Battles of History
• Album:Season 5