Work from Home Parody lyrics

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Work from Home Parody lyrics

I was sitting at home and it was totally boring

Then I started thinking about sex and I got horny

So I showed up here to where my boyfriend works

-Honey, that's very distracting... ouch!

-Aw, I bet that hurts

Trying to get our men all worked up

So that they will come home and bone

-Babe, stop grinding on the equipment!

You're gonna get me in trouble!

Our men should stay home from work

'Cause we want constant sex

-But if we don't go to work

We won't get our paychecks!

-We don't care 'cause we only

See you as sex objects

You should all quit your jobs

And go on unemployment

-But that's not enough cash to live on!

-We're sorry but that's not our problem

The way you drive those nails in is really turning me on

-Please go home, this place is dangerous, I'm using a nail gun!

It's not safe for you here, you shouldn't be staying

Ouch, I nailed my hand to the wall!

-Wow, that blood's really sprayin'

Babe, I wish you'd put down that blowtorch

My body's aching with desire

-Darling, you really shouldn't be here

I have to work or I'll get fired

Fire!

Can someone please tell me

Why I'm on this track with Fifth Harmony?

And why are all of their songs about boning?

It's messed up, their fans are young teens

Somebody needs to teach these

Girls how to twerk properly

They look like they are seizuring

Stop that shit, I am begging you, please!

Ooh, I am so damn confused

How'd I go from Blasé to

A song with shirtless dudes?

And why do I have this?

Guess I should hit something

-Why'd you do that? Now gas is leaking!

Oh my God, you're such an ass

This whole house could explode!

We must stop this leaking gas

Turn off the main control!

-You don't gotta do your work

Just stop and have sex now

-You don't understand, this place

Is 'bout to go kaplow!

-Y'all stressing me out

Oh hey, I know

Imma smoke this blunt

-Oh no, no no!

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