Xbox VS Playstation [feat. MissEXP] lyrics

[Xbox]

What up the green monster's on deck

And I intend to end this argument

Playstation, who the f*ck is that?

Corrosive and toxic, can't play without a hazmat

With a controller that feels like shit

How's my hand supposed to morph

It's never ever gonna fit

Now let me list a few things that you might have missed

We're cheaper, we're bigger

Better titles, cooler kids

Guardians and Gears are the games that you should fear

Uncharted understandably the worst game of the year

So do yourself a favor go and get a better console

They'd probably help you out at your local Well's Fargo

Oh wait, but your poor kid

You're Sony's little orphan

Couldn't make this more morbid

F*ckin' Playstation abortion

Can I kill your cross network

Guess who's raising they're network

Now Microsoft just gave birth to a new gaming culture

[Chorus]

You play the games

That's the only way that

We became the only household names

So which one do you choose

Pick a system

Which one's gonna lose

When it all goes down

[Playstation]

Green box what you Incredible Hulk

You in the five dollar bin at the Walmart bulk

Oh you talkin' shit and you tryin' to attack

You big slow and ugly like a damn Beta Max

Yeah you hot Playstation set you on fire

How you claim to be a game? Can't even play 'Street Fighter'

Speaking of real games, do you have any?

Get with the Playstation we've got plenty

Microsoft, Xbox, Windows and Bing

All of these platforms are obsolete things

I'm sleek, I'm faster, I'm a hardcore game

My speed and my graphics will put you to shame

[Chorus]

You play the games

That's the only way that

We became the only household names

So which one do you choose

Pick a system

Which one's gonna lose

When it all goes down

[Rockit Gaming]

For all you f*ckin' fanboys

Miss E's here to make noise

Playstation vs Xbox

Khaki vs Corduroy

Stupid how there's so much hate

Every game's the f*cking same

Opinionated little flames

Drop the mic, there's no debate

First chick spittin' bars

Better give her some applause

Hotter than a wreckin' ball

Did you hear me press pause?

Xbox or Playstation? All gamer's foundation

Stop all your hatin'

And just go get a f*ckin' Wii I guess..

[Chorus]

• Artist:Rockit Gaming
• Album:Xbox VS Playstation