You're Checkin In lyrics

Judge: How do you find the defendant?

Juryman: He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent.

Man: Freaked out behaviour both chronic and recent.        

Jury: Drinking and driving, narcotic possession.

Man 2: And that's just page one of his ten page confession!

Judge: I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us,

but this is LA and you're rich and famous!

[In the Betty Ford Centre]

Criminal: I'm checking in.

All: He's checking in.

Criminal: I'm checking in,

All: Checking Checking In,

Criminal: No more pills or alcohol,

No more pot or Demorol,

No more stinking fun at all,

I'm checking in.

All: He's checking in, He's checking in.

Doctor: No more looking pale and thin,

No more bugs beneath your skin.

Criminal: Hey, that's just my aspirin!

All: Check it out, you're checking in!

• Artist:The Simpsons (OST)