Your Mutha lyrics

I was walkin' down the street all by myself

I had my eyes on you, baby, nobody else

I turned around, I saw a glob of blubber

I knew right there and then then

It was your mother

(Mother)

(Mother)

(Your mother)

Well, it's 4 AM 

And my front door slammed

I jumped out of bed, I said, "Oh, man"

Lyin' on the floor next to my brother

I said, "What's that?" It was your mother

(Mother)

(Mother)

(Your mother)

(Mother)

(Your mother)

She needs to shave, it's plain to see

She grows a mustache better than me

The way she looks just blows my mind

I guess your father must have been blind

I know it's too late to change what she did

But a woman that ugly shouldn't have kids

She's so damn big, she's on the map

If she went on a diet, the market would collapse

(Mother)

(Mother)

(Your mother)

Me and my friends like to go

To the midnight movies for the horror show

("An ugly creature we did discover")

Oh my god, it was your mother

To all you people, hear what I say

If you see her comin', get out the way

My damaged reputation won't recover

If I don't stay away from your mother

(Mother)

(Mother)

(Your mother)

It was your mother

(Mother)

(Mother)

(Your mother)

(Mother)

(Mother)

(Your mother)

• Artist:Big Mouth
• Album:Quite Not Right (1988)