Your Old Handy Man

I have to mow the lawn

And I have to wash the car

I'd like to know

Just who you think you are?

I'm getting tired of wagging

That old biggish garbage can

Your woman's getting tired

Of being your ole handy man

I have to run your water

And I have to wash your back

And I have to scrub the tub

After you have had your bath

You're as helpless as a baby

But I love you, understand:

I'm just getting tired

Of being your ole handy man

Your woman's getting tired

Of being your ole handy man

I know you've got ten fingers

But where's your helping hand?

I've just made a decision

I've stood all I'm gonna stand

Your woman's getting tired

Of being your ole handy man

I do everything for you

You don't do nothing for yourself

And I think I'd die from shock

If you raised a hand to help

Well, I'm not gonna keep it up

If that's what you've got planned

'Cause your woman's getting tired

Of being your ole handy man

Your woman's getting tired

Of being your ole handy man

I know you've got ten fingers

But where's your helping hand?

I've just made a decision

I've stood all I'm gonna stand

Your woman's getting tired

Being your ole handy man

Your woman's good and tired

Of being your ole handy man

• Artist:Priscilla Mitchell