Patrick vs Goofy lyrics
Patrick vs Goofy lyrics
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(Cartoon Beatbox Battles)
Ladies and gentlemen, we are back again
With another crazy episode of the Cartoon Beatbox Battles.
Last time on Cartoon Beatbox Battles,
Things got a little scary with Pennywise and the Joker!
The Joker made Pennywise look like a clown
With his Fresh Prince beatbox remix.
But Pennywise had a performance that was so scary
That I almost had to change my pants!
You guys voted, and Pennywise will be going on to the next round.
Thank you. Look! I've made you a balloon. Here...take it.
Okay, uh...moving on.
Today we have a battle between two characters
That are a little slow, clumsy, and a little goofy.
Hey, only one of us is Goofy!
Yes, both of these characters have a lot of things
In common and have shown, over time, a small sign of intelligence.
I said small.
Anyway, let's see how these guys are going to do
in Cartoon Beatbox Battles.
With his new height of 5 foot 3 inches and weighing over 200 pounds,
Make sure you don't invite him over for dinner,
Because he'll eat everything, including the furniture.
Today we have Patrick Star!
Yes, Patrick Star!
Patrick...Patrick!
Wha? Oh, is it time to order? I'll have a....uhhhh.....
No, Patrick. You're beatbox battling, remember?
Oh, yeah!
Are you ready to see who your opponent is?
Yeah, I'm ready, I'm rea...I'm rea....
Patrick...Patrick!
Alright, in this corner, weighing 147 pounds and a height of 6 foot 1 inches,
If you ever hear any loud noises, that's probably him tripping over something else, today we have Goofy!
Hey, now, that's not true! I don't always trip over things!
Yes. Goofy.
Hey, hey, what was that?!? Oh, oh, yeah.
Welcome back, Patrick. You're actually going up first. Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready. I'm really going against a talking dog?
Yeah, that's gonna be easy, I mean, why is there a talking dog here, anyway?
But...you're a talking starfish.
I am?
Alright, here we go, in three, two, one, go!
Oh, yeah.
[Patrick beatboxing]
You know...
...to the bald...to the splat drop on my bald forehead...
Patrick's in the place, look at Goofy's face.
He makes me want to puke.
He's gonna make me want to puke.
He makes me want to puke.
He's gonna make me want to puke.
He makes me want to puke.
Puke...puke...puke...puke....puke....puke...
He makes me wanna puke.
Wowww, Goofy! He said your face made him wanna throw up,
And he did. How do you feel about that?
I don't know. Are you sure he's not throwin' up
Because he's pregnant with SpongeBob's kid?
You take that back! Take that back!
I would, but it looks like you're nine months in!
Alright, alright, you guys, come on.
Patrick, calm down, he's just messing with you,
He's just messing with you.
Yeah, well, maybe, maybe I should just make a phone call
To the vet and tell them there's a dog here that needs to be neutered.
Alright, everyone chill, chill.
Goofy, are you ready?
Alright, here we go in three, two, one, go!
I'm sorry, Patrick. I never meant to hurt you.
I never meant to make you cry,
But tonight you look constipated.
I'm sorry, Patrick, I never meant to hurt you.
I never meant to make you cry,
But tonight you look constipated.
[Goofy beatboxing]
You look constipated.
You're losing to the Goofy.
You're losing to the Goofy.
Oooooh! I think today we have all seen a side
To these characters that we didn't know was there!
It just proves that anything can happen in the beatboxing ring.
Thank you for watching Cartoon Beatbox Battles.
Don't forget to like, comment, and click on this icon
To vote on who you guys think won the battle.
Who do I think won? Obviously, me!
Yeah, right! Not even your own baby would vote for you!
Yes, he would! I mean...[gasp]