Alles mit'm Mund [English translation]

She's got hands with fingers attached to them

And she can well finger with them

She's got nice little feet with toes for walking

She's got a butt with two cheeks

So that she can do a good job at sitting down

To the right and the left of her neck

She can perk up her ears

She can also purse her lips, sometimes angularly and sometimes roundly

For she most enjoys doing things the way that we do - by mouth1

And everything by mouth...

She's really quite skilful

I've alredy seen her

Darning her socks

Usually she's upstanding while doing it

As one can hardly lie down while being seated

Or while walking

Tell me, have you ever seen someone

Being erect while sitting down?

Well, I have

But that's not important right now

For when I tell you now

About the kind of things I do

You'll get to hear that I do most things for one single reason:

For I most enjoy doing things the way that you do - by mouth

And everything by mouth...

What I'm telling you now

Is not about

Whether you are fat or slim

Whether you are a cock or a hen

It's about the big picture

It's sometimes down, sometimes round

Sometimes underneath, sometimes above

Sometimes in black and white and sometimes in colour

For I went to a monstration

A so-called de-monstration

And there I realised: All people most enjoy doing things by mouth

And everything by mouth...

1. this song is in sung a capella

• Artist:Die Prinzen
• Album:Alles mit'm Mund