Candy Store lyrics

Are we gonna have a problem?

Did zombies eat your brain?

You've come so far

Why now are you yanking on my chain?

I'd normally slap your face off

And everyone here could watch

But I'm feeling nice

Here's some advice

Listen up, biotch

I like lookin' hot

Buying stuff they cannot

I like drinkin' hard

Maxin' Dad's credit card

I like skippin' gym

Scaring her, screwing him

I like killer clothes

Kickin' nerds in the nose

If you lack the juice

Go play duck, duck, goose

Let your mommy fix you ice cream

Whoa

Or come hang with me

And tonight we'll be

Dirty dancing with the football team

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Honey, whatcha waitin' for?

Welcome to my candy store

It's time for you to prove

You're not a loser anymore

Then step into my candy store

Guys fall at your feet

Pay the check, help you cheat

All you need to know

Some dead weight, has to go

That freak's not your friend

I can tell in the end

If she had your shot

She would leave you to rot

'Course if you don't care

Fine, go braid her hair

Maybe Sesame Street is on

Whoa

Or forget the creep and get in my jeep

Let's go tear up someone's lawn

See, you don't have it

Watch this

Honey, whatcha waitin' for?

Welcome to my candy store

You just gotta prove

You're not a doorknob anymore

Then step into my candy store

You can join the team

Or you can bitch and moan

You can live the dream

Or you can die alone

You can fly with eagles or if you prefer

Keep on testing me and end up like her

Whoa

Honey, whatcha waitin' for?

Shut up, Toni!

Step into my candy store

Time for you to prove

You're not a lame ass anymore

Then step into my candy store

It's my candy store

It's my candy

It's my candy store

It's my candy

It's my candy store

It's my candy store

• Artist:Riverdale (OST)
• Album:Riverdale: Special Heathers the Musical Episode (Original Television Soundtrack) (2019)