Den runkande spårvagnschauffören [English translation]

I know a wanking tram driver

In the heart of Gothenburg

He wanks his knob while he's driving

His tram on streets and squares

He steers his tram with precision

With his dick in a secure grip

He wanks and the tram sways in tact

Just like a rolling ship

He has been driving his tram since '33

The monotony made him sick

Then he got a truly fantastic idea

He started wanking his dick

Now the rumor quickly spreads across town

That the cure for melancholy

Is to ride the tram three times a day

And masturbate

Our driver bawls, farts, and burps

And hits his dick onto the wagon steel

And the ladies fulminate and stare and wonder

How the fuck man do you behave

Then he says fondly with a hint of a smile

And sunshine in his blue eyes

There's nothing as relaxing

As slowly wanking your pecker

Sometimes he takes completely different routes than he's supposed to

And he feels happy and free

And he wanks and comes on nuns and on cops

And on others that he passes by

Then they shout angrily with fiery eyes

What are you doing you darn rascal

But he quietly says that wanking your pecker

Is a part of man's nature

So the town had to assign a committee

In order to get him to comply

And the cops bust into his wagon

And shouted now you will come with us

But he set the parking brake and stood up

And time seemed to stand still

Then he slammed his dick onto the wall and said

I wank as much as I want

So there still is a wanking tram driver

In the heart of Gothenburg

It is always full, the tram that he drives

On all the streets and squares of the town

And laborers and municipal employees

They wank their dicks bloody

And the cops escort with the blue lights on

So that the journey goes as it should

Because everyone must see who drives

Our wanking tram driver

• Artist:Eddie Meduza