Deutscher Meister [English translation]

In life, for everyone there are

Two things that one cannot pick:

One's family, since it's already there beforehand,

And one's football club - sad, but true

I find all of my relatives pretty cool

My problem is my love for the FC!

Because I've had this dream for years

But it only seems to be red and white foam:

Once in my life, I want to be German Champion...

Right from the start, that would be

Too good to be true...

Once in my life, I want to be German Champion

But we're only a carnival club

Then a telegram would arrive: "Congratulations to the West!

This year you've just been the very best

It's a beautiful thing that you made it!

I love you! Signed: Uli Hoeneß"

Once in my life, I want to be German Champion...

...

Cologne is the strongest favourite in the Champions League -

Only outsider chances for Real Madrid

Gladbach is sliding down the ranks again and plays fourth league now

The Bavarians play against Riga in the UEFA-Cup

Once in my life, I want to be German Champion...

...

The national coach celebrates: "I love the kölsch Bock!

The national team rises and falls with the Cologne fanbase."

Calmund starts a hunger strike - that's not healthy:

He now only weighs two hundred and sixty pounds...

Once in my life, I want to be German Champion...

• Artist:Wise Guys
• Album:Klartext