Für mich geschaffen [English translation]

I get up

Sh*t - I overslept again

Want to get out of my bed, but I realize

That I strained my neck

I stagger to the bathroom

Just want to wash myself

Unfortunately my tooth mug and brush are missing

Make myself a toast

Also want a cup of coffee

But there's only camomile tea in the whole house

This day is not made for me

Why can't I just wake from this movie right away

And if I might to live up to the next morning

The sun comes up again and I am looking forward to it

I get on the bike

Why's there no air in the tires anymore

I drive on

And at the next red traffic light I fall to the ground

Surely I will be put to a test in school as well

My girlfriend and I break up, that's what she already told me

I want to get home, otherwise something dangerous will happen, I bet

I overlook the school's stairs

What should I do with the rest of the day?

No matter what I touch, only stupid things happen to me

From this morning up to now I did not make a good thing

What comes afterwards, I don't want to know at all

Why today of all days?

Why me of all people?

This day totally s*cks

Maybe tomorrow it will be you!

• Artist:Killerpilze
• Album:Mit Pauken und Raketen