Fußball [English translation]

It was clear to me early on

My mind is not quite right

I was immune against every therapy

My parents asked anxiously

"Will this boy ever become a man?"

But the doctor said: "I can do nothing for you"

They call me:

"Somewhat strange freak"

People whisper and avoid me

I don't fit into the picture

Fit into no uniform

Because I have improper thoughts:

I'm just not interested in soccer

I never understood what this was all about

I'm just not interested in soccer

I think this sport is primitive and simply awful

Every soccer audience

Bellows itself into delirium

They drink canned beer and warm Aquavit

Everyone loves this game

But I see no aim in it

I'm sorry, I just think it's stupid

I don't think that

Sayings like "The ball is round"

"Referee out, you suck!" are poetically inspired

And if a team achieved a victory

The fans go crazy

Though they haven't even been involved at all

Seems like I do not understand a thing about soccer

I never understood what this was all about

I'm just not interested in soccer

I think this sport is primitive and simply awful

Players run accross the field

Get a lot of money

They haven't even studied anything

Red card, offside, foul

Then all the cries in the stadium

I never understood what the turmoil was all about

If Bayern Munich loses

Or Stuttgart embaresses itself

Because the stricker misses all the goal chances

If Werder Bremen is in the Champions League

Wolfsburg losts its game once again

Is it my fault that I am not interested in all of this?

I'm just not interested in soccer

The whole histeria seems needless to me

Oh how I hate it, this culf about soccer

Those who are so fascinated by the game are not right in their mind - but

I give you one more chance, maybe you'll see it as well

Hopefully you'll see it as well

• Artist:Maybebop
• Album:Endlich Authentisch! (2011)