Ich gehöre nicht dazu [English translation]

There are people who can dance

I'm not one of them

Because I have two feet

Dancing is taboo for me

On a Good-Dancer-Scale

Divided up from one to ten

I'd be at minus seven

Just so we understand each other

Like Joe Cocker on speed

Always against the beat

I thrash my limbs about

And don't know what's happening to me

Is that your arse or mine

That's blocking my way here?

Is that your arse or mine?

I don't know who's it is

Is that your arse or mine?

I've lost the view

And I'll say one thing's perfectly certain

I was not born to dance

Hey hey hey

I'm rich, I look good

I play guitar in a band

But when it comes to dancing*

Have I already mentioned that?

When God shared out the feeling for rhythm

I was probably not here

And to see that one can't dance without that

One looks at me

I stagger about like I'm frozen

My ears are throbbing

I've lost control over all my body parts

Is that your arse or mine

That's blocking my way here?

Is that your arse or mine?

I don't know who's it is

Is that your arse or mine?

It really is a fat thing

And one thing's not up for discussion:

Of dancing, I am not the king

Hey hey hey

Dancing and I, we're like fire and ice

When I step onto the dance floor

I just screw up

I like the music

And I just tell myself to have courage

My problem is as follows:

I don't have rhythm in my blood

Is that your arse or mine

That's blocking my way here?

Is that your arse or mine?

I don't know who's it is

Is that your arse or mine?

I thought mine was smaller

Is that your arse or mine?

Your arse or mine?

Is that your arse or mine

That's moving so un-rhythmically?

Is that your arse or mine?

That's casting such shadows here

Is that your arse or mine?

Where is forwards where is backwards?

And I'll say one thing's perfectly certain

I was not born to dance

• Artist:Farin Urlaub Racing Team
• Album:Endlich Urlaub!