Jag sög tomten suga pappa [English translation]

The entire Monday was an inferno

But tonight was the night

I laid down playing with my kitty Torsten (Torsten)

When I heard some racket from the chimney (Chimney)

Then I heard a bounce from the fireplace

I skulked behind the Christmas pig

A fat and bearded old fuck stepped out

And the Santa dick stood up like a red-hot spear

And down our big stairs

Came our giant flabby dad

The old man dropped his chin* because Santa was naked

I sucked Santa Claus sucking daddy tonight

Then they had anal sex in our flowerbed

I sucked Santa Claus sucking daddy tonight

Then he screwed my cat

The entire Tuesday was a fucking pain

I sat in the corner drinking beer and jacking off

And while I was fondling my balls and dick (Dick)

I heard something falling down the chimney (Falling)

Could this be the big and heavy Santa Claus?

I started to see the outline of a scrotum

And Santa Claus, a big fat ugly one (Ugly one)

Had a lot of sperm left on his dick (Dick)

And down our big stairs

Came our giant flabby dad

The old man dropped his chin because Santa was naked

I sucked Santa Claus sucking daddy tonight

Then they had anal sex in our flowerbed

I sucked Santa Claus sucking daddy tonight

Then he screwed my cat

Yes, momma

I sucked Santa Claus sucking daddy tonight

Then they had anal sex in our flowerbed

I sucked Santa Claus fucking daddy's mouth

Then he screwed my dog

I sucked Santa Claus sucking daddy tonight

Then they had anal sex in our flowerbed

I sucked Santa Claus sucking daddy tonight

Then he screwed my cat

I sucked Santa Claus sucking daddy tonight

Then they had anal sex in our flowerbed

I sucked Santa Claus fucking daddy's mouth

Then he screwed my dog

I sucked Santa Claus sucking daddy tonight

Then they had gay sex in our flowerbed

I sucked Santa Claus sucking daddy tonight

Then he screwed my cat

I sucked Santa Claus sucking daddy tonight

Then they had gay sex for quite a great while

I sucked Santa Claus fucking daddy's mouth

Then he screwed my dog

• Artist:Onkel Kånkel
• Album:Gammeldags jul