Klaus [English translation]

Klaus once went to see a dominatrix

and wanted her to mistreat him*

The only problem was that

Klaus was only eight

His brother once had a serious

STD on his pipe*

The only problem was that

Klaus had it too

Yes, Klaus you are the chosen one,

shit on and only ever tormented

Just think positive and don't be dumb

Klaus, kill yourself

A debt collector held a knife to his throat

because Klaus hadn't settled his debts

The only problem was that

that Klaus stayed stubborn*

Yes, Klaus you are the chosen one,

shit on and only ever tormented

Just think positive and don't be dumb

Klaus, kill yourself

There was once a blazing fire on his street

everyone looked at the burning house

The only problem was that

Klaus was looking out*

Yes, Klaus you were the chosen one,

shit on and only ever tormented

You made and effort and weren't dumb

Klaus fell over

• Artist:And One
• Album:Driving with my Darling