Kráva [English translation]

Almost a month is gone,

instead of a boyfriend I have a ball.

(Slovakian: almost a month is gone, and you're single, ha)

It quite looked like we're going to be lovely.

Considering he was from Žilina he spoke Czceh fluently.

You haven't given me flowers for Valentine's

(So he hasn't, whatever).

I'm sitting here with your sister and litre of vine,

eating Milka between each sip,

chips ran out a while ago.

(Stop eating already)

You haven't given me flowers for Valentine's,

I expect you'll at least invite me to cinema.

You loiter somewhere,

not one text from you.

You're tearing me down.

God, I am a cow... ow... ow... ow.

(Would you mind if I had a cig?)

Yes, I would.

I do know Valentine is just a bubble of advertisements,

but how can I protect myself

when I am the target audience?

(I think Valentine is just commercial holiday,

to me more logical seems the Mothers' Day)

You are pregnant?

(No.)

Okay.

Fine, so I'll wait till the first of May,

maybe he'll take me to Petřín, under a cherry tree he'll read May to me.

(Alright, my dear, I get it, May is better holiday.

My brother is a huge asshole, he'll bring carnation.)

You haven't given me flowers for Valentine's

(Drop it already!).

I'm sitting here with your sister and litre of vine,

eating Milka between each sip,

ermine cheese ran out a while ago.

(There's still some emmental.)

You haven't given me flowers for Valentine's!

I am fed up with the cheese, growing out of my hoodie's size.

You loiter somewhere,

not one text from you,

you're tearing me down.

God, I am a cow... ow... ow... ow.

(Do you really have to take it this seriously?)

Cow... ow... ow... ow.

• Artist:Barbora Poláková