MEN & WOMEN lyrics

Thank you. I believe, uh, I believe firmly that women are always right. Thank you.

Ah, well I should rephrase that. I-uh... don't

Men and women

This song is called "Men and Women"

Men are like vows, because they are easily broken, oh, yeah

Women are like cows, because they both have vaginas

Men are like muzzles, because they try to shut you up Oh, yeah

Women are like puzzles, because prior to 1920, neither had the right to vote

Puzzles still don't

Aah, a man is an eagle, yeah, a woman is a dove

Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love

Too quiet

Women are like fingers and toes, because they're easy to count on

It's cute

Men are like ravens and crows, 'cause they hate using condoms

Fuck it

Women are like "Yahtzee!"s, oh, 'cause I rarely get them

Men are like Nazis, 'cause they both caused the Holocaust

It's true

Yeah, for every dollar that a man makes, a women makes seventy cents

That doesn't make sense

That's not fair, the man's only left with thirty

Oh, men and women

Oh, men and women, it's black and white

And an area of grey for hermaphrodites

Oh yeah, oh, yeah, yeah

Male strippers always look like they are applying lotion

And female strippers dancing on the pole

Just look like confused firemen

• Artist:Bo Burnham