Miss Maggie [English translation]

Society woman or whores,

often both together,

unremarkable woman, star or fat lump,

females of all kind, I love you.

Even to the worst fucking idiot

I want to dedicate these few verses

stemming from my disgust of men

and their warlike mentality.

'Cause no woman on Earth

will ever be dumber than her brother

nor prouder, nor more dishonest

except maybe Miss Thatcher

Woman, I love you because

as sport turns into war

there are hardly any broads

in the packs of supporters

These fanatics, these raving fools

drunk on hate and beer

worshiping the morons in blue1

calling the bastards in green names

There is no such thing as

and imbecile and murdering she-hooligan

There aren't any even in the UK

except, of course, Miss Thatcher

Woman, I love you because

sitting behind a wheel

you don't turn as bloody stupid

as these morons who thump each other

for a nicked headlight

or a proudly raised finger.

Some can even kill

to save their auto radio.

The V-sign of these idiots,

no woman is gross enough

to use it so liberally

except maybe Miss Thatcher

Woman, I love you because

you won't go to war and die,

because the sight of a firearm

puts no thrill into your ovaries

Because among hunters

who slaughter turtledoves

and sometimes immigrants sons2

I never saw a single female.

No woman is pathetic enough

to polish a gun

and feel invulnerable

except, of course, Miss Thatcher

It is not from feminine brains

that sprung forth the A-bomb

and no woman's hands are stained

by Native American blood.

Palestinians and Armenians

testify from beyond their graves

that a genocide is masculine3

like an SS, a torero

Among this goddamned mankind

murderers are all brothers.

No woman can compete with them

except maybe Miss Thatcher

Finally, woman, I love you the most

for your weakness and your eyes,

whereas the strength of man lies only

in his gun or his cock.

And when Judgement Day will come,

hell will be populated by jerks

playing soccer or war,

doing pissing contests

Me, I'll turn into a dog

if I'm allowed to remain on Earth

and as my daily street light pole

I'll enjoy Miss Thatcher

1. the color of French soccer team2. "beur" is a widespread slang term to designate French people with North African ancestry3. "génocide" is a masculine word in French

• Artist:Renaud