Pannaan Suomi kuntoon [English translation]

It's Petri!

Let's screw Finland back on track!

You want in my bed right away, but I don't have the energy tonight

And there'll be a new Walking Dead episode on the telly

Fever, sweat, migraine, snoozing under the blanket

The only pink on my mind is that pink elephant

You're copping a feel, but I can't hook up

cos I have this work stress to bear too

And I'm terribly stuffed, went to the fridge secretly

But well, you can burn calories by shagging as well you know

When you're looking at my bod

I know I could screw1 the whole Finland back on track with you

I want to shave2 you like a cheap cheese

You sleep better after getting laid!3

When you're looking at my bod

I know I could screw the whole Finland back on track with you

I want to shave you like a cheap cheese

You sleep better after getting laid!

The air conditioning broke, it's way too hot in here

And what will the neighbors say anyway?

We did it once, so not again tonight, please?

Just came back from the gig, have to regain my strength

Ran out of rubbers, and I won't be a provider

Have to get up to go to the studio

If you grab my dick now, I'll miss the train

Well on the other hand, boning can rid me off this flu

When you're looking at my bod

I know I could screw the whole Finland back on track with you

I want to shave you like a cheap cheese

You sleep better after getting laid!

When you're looking at my bod

I know I could screw the whole Finland back on track with you

I want to shave you like a cheap cheese

You sleep better after getting laid!

After work you're tired and grumpy

The boss is scolding you too

Remember that you sleep better after getting laid!

Your broad doesn't look the same anymore

And there's enough time to jack off

Remember that you sleep better after getting laid!

When you're looking at my bod

I know I could screw the whole Finland back on track with you

I want to shave you like a cheap cheese

You sleep better after getting laid!

When you're looking at my bod

I know I could screw the whole Finland back on track with you

I want to shave you like a cheap cheese

You sleep better after getting laid!

You sleep better after getting laid!

You sleep better after getting laid!

1. "(Pannaan) Suomi kuntoon" ([Let's put] Finland back on track) was a catchphrase for Finland's Centre Party in the 2015 elections. They ended up winning. Sadly enough.2. "höylätä" = slice cheese or shave wood with a plane, slang for shagging3. This could/should be translated using the F-word, but I'll spare you this time.

• Artist:Petri Nygård