Porn Is Good For The Soul [German translation]

I'd rather go home

And watch pornography alone

I've got a big collection

A really huge selection

And if I'm really desperate

I'll call my ex up

And have sex on the phone

It beats orgasming alone

Porn is good for the soul

But it doesn't leave you feeling very whole

Unless you own a good dildo

But then I bet you think I'm a whore

Sex is a drug

So throw me a bone

It's so innocent

That's why I always go home alone

'Cause I'm feeling ashamed

That I think like a boy

Oh women are meant to act coy

That's why we buy all these toys

Porn is good for the soul

But it doesn't always leave you feeling whole

Unless you own a good dildo

But then I bet you think I'm a whore

I don't care (I don't care...)

• Artist:Marina (United Kingdom)
• Album:Unreleased