Spast [English translation]

You are a dumbass.

I am not a dumbass.

You look me in the eyes, as if you dare

Dumbass

Ha ha ha dumbass

Bla bla bla dumbass

Borrow me your wife, so that at least your son won't be a dumbass

You wear cord jackets (dumbass)

You play Magic cards (dumbass)

You dial 0190- and want to marry

You run to work with your too tight tie (dumbass)

Your mother strips for me to "Whoomp! (There It Is)"

It is Magic-Choir, I put my lumbago 1

Your gang wears shoes with velcro,

I wear a topee in the tropical swamp

and fuck my testicles dull on your wife (dumbass).

You are really a hard banger,

20 years old and naked under the lawn sprinkler.

Your mother is so wet,

wildebeest herds are coming and are being eaten by a alligators.

You have a reason to contort your face.

I am laying in the sun, you [are laying] in the medical jurisprudence,

K.I.Z.-Crew (Yeah)

No dicks, but instead logs.

No balls, but instead dams.

You are a dumbass.

I am not a dumbass.

You look me in the eyes, as if you dare

Dumbass

Ha ha ha dumbass

Bla bla bla dumbass

Borrow me your wife, so that at least your son won't be a dumbass

With an axe under the wedding bed

Tonight I take away your life

Painful thing,

The hand on the hotplate.

And your head into the fat fryer.

World championships two-thousand six six six, 2

The world is a guest of man-eaters.

My fridge is full of gangster- and student rappers.

They tried to rate K.I.Z. [with a] bad [grade]

But we are recommended by leading war criminals.

When I don't take my medicine,

Then I hear the sadist in me whispering,

"Go for the jugular of the next best person

Go outside and eat whatever has a face!"

Don't push me, because I am standing on the abyss

I am eating breakfast at the drugstore

Don't push me, because I am standing on the abyss

I am eating breakfast at the drugstore

You are a dumbass.

I am not a dumbass.

You look me in the eyes, as if you dare

Dumbass

Ha ha ha dumbass

Bla bla bla dumbass

Borrow me your wife, so that at least your son won't be a dumbass

You became so whorish

Your girlfriend is wet like my fart.

Sooo wet, she has seagulls on her shoulders.

She needs 365 days always ultra 3

She has to do an A.I.D.S test, when she leaves the elevator

She is piling up naked guys in her room, it looks like Abu-Ghuraib.

I sit on her and shit down

She is calling me the "raisin bomber" 4

And smiles with an open mouth upwards,

As if she was Stevie Wonder.

I simulate a Drive-By and run you over 5

Party, now what? I am waiting in the swamp!

Don't push me, because I am standing on the abyss

I am eating breakfast at the drugstore

Don't push me, because I am standing on the abyss

I am eating breakfast at the drugstore

You are a dumbass.

I am not a dumbass.

You look me in the eyes, as if you dare

Dumbass

Ha ha ha dumbass

Bla bla bla dumbass

Borrow me your wife, so that at least your son won't be a dumbass

You are a dumbass.

You are a dumbass.

You look me in the eyes, as if you dare

Dumbass

Ha ha ha dumbass

Bla bla bla dumbass

Borrow me your wife, so that at least your son won't be a dumbass

1. ambiguous, Hexe = witch, Schuss = shot2. sounds like "sex" on German3. "always" is a brand of panty liners, "ultra" is their strongest model4. plane which flew food etc. into Berlin during the 1948 airlift5. running over with a car

• Artist:K.I.Z.