Superstar [English translation]

I was already a total genius

At the age of three

I danced and sang in the hall

On every family celebration

I was never interested

In apprenticeships and studies

I spend my whole pocketmoney

On the stage-school

I am a huge talent

And tonight the moment has finally arrived

Where the world is to recognize my quality

I am so excited

I look into the camera

I know exactly: I can do this

I can at least be the Superstar

Send my greetings to Dieter (Bohlen)

And also to Stefan Raab

In (Johannes B.) Kerner's, (Reinhold) Beckmann's, Heidi's (Klum) and Bruce's (Darnell)

Shows they will be gaping at what I can do

In the Popstars and Idol shows

I will make a great appearacne

And I'll show them that I can even do more

Than dancing in "You can dance"

I'll be in the household improvement show

After I visited "Next Topmodel"

Because I finally have reached my aim

I'm in the cooking shows with celebrities

I eat gummybears in (Thomas) Gottschalk's show

And easily participate in Jörg Pilawa's quiz show

To train for my victory in "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"

I am so excited

I look into the camera

I know exactly: I can do this

I can at least be the Superstar

Send my greetings to Dieter

And also to Stefan Raab

In Kerner's, Beckmann's, Heidi's and Bruce's

Shows they will be gaping at what I can do

I am forgotten with the passing years

Others steal my show

I need money so I apply for the show

In which farmers search for rich women

I've been through Big Brother

I'm used up and bloated

Then I call Peter Zwegert

To get me into the jungle camp

I'm so excited

And greetings to my mother

I know it as well: I can do this

I can at least be the Superstar

Send my greetings to Dieter

And also to Stefan Raab

In Kerner's, Beckmann's, Heidi's and Bruce's

Shows they will be gaping at what I can do

In the Next-Uri-Geller-Show

I appear as Tarzan and leave as Jane

Afterwards I can be on the slim-soap

And see the Super-Nanny

I lift the German voice

I can't take this anymore

If anybody can hear me now

I am a celebrity - get me out of here!

• Artist:Maybebop
• Album:Endlich Authentisch! (2011)