Unspektakulär [English translation]

I don't take drugs, don't pee on every fence

I'm not gay

I haven't ever tried to steal schnaps in the supermarket

I have no chance with RTL

I'm very very unspectacular

I don't have a problem with cocaine & alcohol

I'm really seriously unspectacular

& nevertheless feel pretty fine

I can sing pretty well

Am not going in the big brother house

I don't regularly go the brothel

I pay punctually too many taxes

I don't undress for Playboy

I also don't drive drunk & too fast

I don't get any contributions like Helmut Kohl

I don't step on the gas as much

as the son of Uschi Glas

He's not really cool, but he acts like it

Westerwelle, Wowereit,

are gay, &? - I'm sorry

That's of no interest & is fine

Somwtimes I meet women

I don't want to name any names

& they always say to me aferwards

You were very very unspectacular

Nevertheless yesterday with you was great

Therefore I feel pretty fine

• Artist:Die Prinzen
• Album:HardChor (2005)