We Wish You a Merry Christmas [Polish translation]

All: We wish you a Merry Christmas

We wish you a Merry Christmas

We wish you a Merry Christmas

And a Happy New Year

Phineas: We wish you the best day ever

And hope all your Christmas endeavors

Are super-fun, amazing and clever

And that your New Year's rocks, too

Isabella: Both Christmas trees and menorahs

It can be confusing for us

When we break into a chorus

Of "olé" (¡Olé!) and "oy vey" (¡Oy vey!)

Major Monogram: Good missions I'll give

To Agents A through Z

Carl, get away from that punch bowl

I'm saving that for me

Carl: Sorry, sir

All: We wish you a Perry Christmas

We wish you a Perry Christmas

We wish you a Perry Christmas

And a ... New Year

Baljeet: I wish for a calculator

Slash-Hindi-English translator

To find a common denominator

In both of my tongues

Buford: Good wedgies I'll give

To all of you nerds

That's how I say "Merry Christmas"

I ain't good with words

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I wish you would let me rule you

In evil I'm going to school you

I won't sugarcoat or fool you

Your New Year's looks grim!

I warn you, my new -inator

Will force you to serve me later

So why not just choose to cater

To my every whim?

All: We wish your every endeavor

Makes this the best Christmas ever

And we're all so glad that we will never

Mention figgy pudding

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, great

Well, now we've mentioned it

Major Monogram: You know

No one would have noticed

If you'd just kept your mouth shut

• Artist:Phineas and Ferb (OST)