Zusammenziehn [English translation]

It was clear to everyone

We'd be together forever

We did not have many fights

We were seen as the ideal couple

We wanted to be close to each other

Wanted to be there for each other

To deepen our relation

We dared to take the next step

But now that leaves a deep gap between us

Why did we have to move in together?

It was so great

Now nothing is as it was before

I'd like to escape

Why did we have to move in together?

I don't want to evoke it

But I believe there are more pleasant ways

To destroy a relationship

When will you understand it

That your cleaning bug is sick

I did not realize before

How ugly your closet looks

What are these poster

Above the toaster for

I do only own a total of eight pairs of shoes

You got 80 pairs!

We have to get rid of them, or there'll be an argument

Why did we have to move in together?

It was so great

Now nothing is as it was before

I'd like to escape

Why did we have to move in together?

I don't want to evoke it

But I believe there are more pleasant ways

To destroy a relationship

How great would it be to come home once again

And nobody would be there

I liked to misbehave from time to time

Today I hold it back, I believe, you could not cope with it

You want to share everything, you follow me on every step

You always enter the bathroom

It seems that you find the thought strange

But I like to have my privacy when being on the toilet

I've already told it to you often enough

The picture you've got of me has lately gotten some stains on it

You see my weaknesses

And you want to talk about them

I always tried for you to get a good picture of me

You should believe me

Instead of taking it away from me

Now we stand here in IKEA and quarrel

About Billy, Pax and Malm

I can't take it anymore, my head starts to smoke

Why did we have to move in together?

It was so great

Now nothing is as it was before

I desperately need an asprin

Why did we have to move in together?

I always liked myself

But it seems that I should get

To know myself again

I always liked myself

Now I don't know what to do

Why did we have to move in together?

• Artist:Maybebop
• Album:Endlich Authentisch! (2011)