Chef [English translation]

When God as man architect

Human body has built

Every body part wanted to be boss

The brain said 'I control everyone

And I think especially'

It's only logical for me to be the boss

The feet come

And interject, one moment

We bear this body

Nothing could work without us

The both hands find that unfair

Who does the whole work do

Shut up the case is clear

You'll see yell the eyes

Take a little break

We're it who show whereto

Isn't it clear who the boss is,

Better than the rest

Come on every fool can see that

Boss, you are the best

Great you are born

Without you my life'd be so boring

You are the best

So dynamic and nice

So sympatric and fresh

Boss.

And so the ears come too

Heart and Lungs and oh wonder

At last of course the asshole

It sees itself on the boss stage

The others don't like that

And they find unanimously 'Are you kidding?'

The asshole closed tight

And has quickly chosen

For a while not to function

Now the eyes suint

Feet weak

Heart rages

Hands are slumber

The brain has high fever

The whole top section

You find it now not that great

In truth they fight for life

And before it gets bitter

Give up and bit the brain

The asshole to name boss

Boss, you are the best

Great you are born

Without you my life'd be so boring

You are the best

So dynamic and nice

So sympatric and fresh

Boss.

And now it's here

The asshole raised to the boss

Although nobody is well

All others do the work

It commands only about

And gives a pile o' shit of it

The moral of this story is

If you ever want to be boss

Nowadays you don't need a power word

No you need no competences

And you need no know how

Everything you must be is an asshole.

Boss, you are the best

Great you are born

Without you my life'd be so boring

You are the best

So dynamic and nice

So sympatric and fresh

Boss.

Great you are born

Without you my life'd be so boring

You are the best

So dynamic and nice

So sympatric and fresh

Boss.

Great you are born

Without you my life'd be so boring

You are the best

So dynamic and nice

So sympatric and fresh

Oh boss.

• Artist:Bligg
• Album:Bart aber herzlich