Floyd The Barber lyrics

Bell on door clanks - come on in

Floyd observes my hairy chin

Sit down (in the) chair, don't be afraid

Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved

I was shaved

I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair

I can't see, I'm really scared

Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip

Pee-Pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed

I was shamed

I was shamed

I sense others in the room

Opie Aunt Bee, I presume

They take turns in cut me up

I die smothered in Andy's butt

I was shamed

I was shamed

I was shamed

• Artist:Nirvana
• Album:Bleach (1989)