Le Café [English translation]

To begin my little day

and wake up, I have a coffee

An Arabica, black and strong

I put on my parka, and now I can get going.

"Where are you going?" yells my lovely dear.

"Lets have a cup of joe, I just got up"

Being ahead of time, and a bit rushed

I change my mind and have another coffee.

At 7:45, I must admit,

the office is empty and one could get bored.

But I stay calm, I know how to adapt

Until they get here, I have time for a coffee.

As the day gets hectic, everyone can work

at least until coffee break.

My secretary comes in, "Strong, just like you like it."

Shoot, I just had one, but since it's already made...

A business lunch right near by

It's beautiful day, yet I feel so stressed out.

My colleagues have some fun, "Chill out, René!"

"Have a good cigar and little coffee!"

Once finished, my colleagues, worn out,

call a taxi, but I just feel like jumping.

Running all over Paris, I see a little café

I order a re-caffeinated decaf

I get to the office, my secretary says to me,

"You're a little late, I was getting worried!"

I threw her through the window, she was asking for it!

So, I had to go home, but first... a coffee.

Waiting for the subway, I'm attacked

when this little old lady asks me, "Might you have the time?"

I crack her head open and push her on the rails

I head home and pour myself... well, you know.

"Daddy, Daddy! I'm got the best grade in class!"

"Who the hell cares? Would you stop pissing me off?!"

I start feeling sick in the kitchen, there's a little bit of coffee left.

That was a few days ago when I got sick

I am alone in my kitchen drinking coffee

I'll need to sleep, the cops are on their way.

So I nailed shut the door and am having another coffee.

• Artist:Oldelaf & Mr D.